Robert Carlyle Parallels
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
yes we are. and for a good reason too.
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
very proud of my self to have finished an english essay before an hour before class starts. mind you, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning, but it’s fucking done, damn it.